and again i check my blog
and again
NO FRICKIN COMMENTS!
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
funny thoughts
Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
Who was the person who discovered that you can actually eat artichokes?
Can you get cornered in a round room?
If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?
How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?
Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?
Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?
If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?
and finally, my personal favorite:
God bless athiests!
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
Who was the person who discovered that you can actually eat artichokes?
Can you get cornered in a round room?
If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?
How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?
Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?
Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?
If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?
and finally, my personal favorite:
God bless athiests!
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
why why why
sometimes i feel so left out it's not even funny
no one tells me stuff anymore
i feel left out with my friends
people get the totally wrong impression of me
just because i get good grades and like to read
doesn't mean i can't have fun
watch your words
they hurt more than you know
i feel left out with my peers
"haha, that was so funny,"
"i owe him some money"
why is that ok in 8th grade? tell me please
i feel left out, in a different mindset
"what's wrong? tell me"
suddenly, i'm left out of everything
"i'm fine, it's nothing"
but it is something
i try to be steadfast
like a rock, constantly slammed by the waves
but sometimes it feels like those waves
are crumbling me down
bit by bit
why can't things stay the same
why do they have to change?
why why why?
no one tells me stuff anymore
i feel left out with my friends
people get the totally wrong impression of me
just because i get good grades and like to read
doesn't mean i can't have fun
watch your words
they hurt more than you know
i feel left out with my peers
"haha, that was so funny,"
"i owe him some money"
why is that ok in 8th grade? tell me please
i feel left out, in a different mindset
"what's wrong? tell me"
suddenly, i'm left out of everything
"i'm fine, it's nothing"
but it is something
i try to be steadfast
like a rock, constantly slammed by the waves
but sometimes it feels like those waves
are crumbling me down
bit by bit
why can't things stay the same
why do they have to change?
why why why?
Saturday, May 9, 2009
an edit
alex:
i have to edit the comment i wrote on your blog about fav bands
here are mine:
jack johnson (even tho he's not really a band, he's only one person)
coldplay
beatles
i have to edit the comment i wrote on your blog about fav bands
here are mine:
jack johnson (even tho he's not really a band, he's only one person)
coldplay
beatles
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
Do you ever get that feeling?
That you just want to meet someone new?
even if you don't want to be bffs
just someone new
to have a good time with
to hang out with
just for a little while
and then maybe you'll have a nice memory to hang onto for a while
something to think about when you're mad about everything
"hmm, that was fun, i wonder where that person is right now?"
i want to meet new people
i want to expand the horizon
i want to expand my horizon
i want to be me again
i want to be out of middle school
i want to feel original
like i once did
i want a lot of things
even if you don't want to be bffs
just someone new
to have a good time with
to hang out with
just for a little while
and then maybe you'll have a nice memory to hang onto for a while
something to think about when you're mad about everything
"hmm, that was fun, i wonder where that person is right now?"
i want to meet new people
i want to expand the horizon
i want to expand my horizon
i want to be me again
i want to be out of middle school
i want to feel original
like i once did
i want a lot of things
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