morse code, woodpeckers and my own crazy mind

so this morning
well, actually, yesterday morning
i woke up
and there was this weird tapping noise from outside my window
and i had an idea what it was
but i wanted to make sure
so i opened the blind just a little bit
and sure enough,
a big, black and white woodpecker flies off

i closed the blind again,
and lay in bed
watching the room get lighter
as the sun got higher
and then,
there was the tapping noise again

and suddenly,
my mind
my crazy, wacky mind
seems to go off of it's own accord
and i start thinking
and this is my train of thought:

what if...
we could communicate with woodpeckers
through morse code
i could be lying there in bed
before i get up for school
and a woodpecker could just fly down from a tree
and tap out
"get up already, you're going to miss the bus"
taptaptappity tap...tappitytap....tap
and i could tap back on the windowsill
"i know i know, but i'm tired!"
and then onthe weekends
we could have whole conversations
Me: "so how do you know morse code"
Bird: it's inborne
Me: wait, how do you know english
Bird: you know, i honestly don't know
i guess its just from total immersion, if you know what i mean
Me: huh, that's wierd
so anyway
my brain was continuing on this strange and bizzare train of thought
and then it came up with this:
if a guy liked you
they had to train a woodpecker to tap out
"I love you"
on your window
every weekend morning
isn't that bizzare?
I can just see some of the boys in our class
standing outside on a 5 degree morning
trying to find the right window on the house
and then having the bird fly up there
and it being the wrong window
and they get the girl's dad instead
haha, wow
i'm so weird sometimes