Monday, February 23, 2009

what an honor's student does in her free time

this morning, i woke up at 11:30
i stumbled downstairs
and decided to practice the violin

i let the dogs out while i practiced
so they wouldn't bug me
now, i'm playing along
and lily comes back
i let her in

start playing again
half an hour later
ti is still outside
i go out and call him
there is no responce
i have no idea where he is

i go back inside,
and start to worry
most normal people would think
"he'll come back,
he's just out exploring"

not me

i have to start imagining that he's out in the woods somewhere
stuck in some hole
with a broken leg or something

so i pull on my sister's boots
over my pajames
put on my peacoat
wrap in a scarf
and go outside
to look for him
while looking like a complete idiot myself

i can't find him
i troop around in a foot of snow for a while
and then come back inside
i'm flipping out now
i go back outside
and whistle and call for him

still nothing

finaly, fifteen minutes later
he shows up
i'm overjoyed to see him
and smother him in a giant hug
then start yelling my head off at him

bipolar much?
yeah, i know

later:
now i decide to start doing my laundry
so i gather up all my dirty clothes
and trundle (haha, that's a cool word)
them downstairs to the basement
put them in
set the washer to:
load size: medium
water temp: cold
wash time: 10 minutes

i go back upstairs
and decide i want to get dressed
i'm still in my pajamas
then i realize
oh wait, i just put all my clothes
IN THE WASHER!

so all i have is like one shirt that i did yesterday
and a pile of clean socks

yeah, not very helpful

ok, so i don't even know why i wrote this
i was bored ok?
and i thought you might be interested
actually, it's ok, i know you aren't

maybe i'll call this:
what an honor's student does in her free time
yeah i like that

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