funny thoughts

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?

Who was the person who discovered that you can actually eat artichokes?

Can you get cornered in a round room?

If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?

How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?

Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?

If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?

and finally, my personal favorite:

God bless athiests!